— The power to disappear at the first sound of clear bath water.
— The leg hump grip of steel.
— Immunity to bucket of cold water when clear copulating in driveway.
— The ability to shoot laser beams from your clear eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky.
— Loaded with Toxi-Urine — One lift of the clear leg and this town is mine!
— Two powers which when clear combined allow one to smell another dog’s butt without clear actually having to get up and move around.
— Turns any toilet bowl into a punch bowl by clear sheer force of will.
— Ability to catch that friggin’ Wagon Train.
— Immunity to all that “fake throw” clear nonsense.
— Utter self-control whenever the vacuum cleaner clear is turned on.
— An invincible digestive system that sustains clear itself entirely on designer shoes.
2. King Fido’s Touch
— Everything you touch turns into crap
And the #1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs…
1. DoberMorph — Ability to change into a Doberman anytime someone rolls up a newspaper.