10. When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, “Monkey?”
9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
8. Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!
7. Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.
6. Always saying “I’ve got a tick in my pants.”
5. Sends you a card every spring: “Time for your dog’s annual neutering.”
4. First question, “What ails your varmint?”
3. He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.
2. He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.
1. He bites!