Top Ten Signs You’ve Gone To A Bad Veterinarian

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10. When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, “Monkey?”

9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.

8. Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!

7. Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.

6. Always saying “I’ve got a tick in my pants.”

5. Sends you a card every spring: “Time for your dog’s annual neutering.”

4. First question, “What ails your varmint?”

3. He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.

2. He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.

1. He bites!